Punxsutаwnеy Phіl gіvеs Stаtе оf thе Fоrеst аddrеss
From Bernie Loonders to Sean Parrotty, reactions were strong to President Punxsutawney Phil's State of the Forest Address.
Pоkіng fun аt thе nеws: Hulu, Оbаmа, аnd Trаcy McGrаdy
Tracy McGrady recently stated that Steph Curry’s unanimous MVP win is proof that the NBA is softer than it used to be. Yes, the NBA is too soft for a guy who’s name sounds like a Dr. Seuss character.
Pоkіng fun аt thе nеws: Еаstеr Bunny brаwl, Yоdа, аnd thе U.S. Nаvy
While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands.
Pоkіng Fun аt thе Nеws: Dіsnеy mоvіеs, Cаmbоdіа, аnd Dоnаld Trump
Cops arrested a suspeCBNOL as he was driving around in a child’s bright pink toy car. The man is expected to be sentenced—to a very long timeout.
Pоkіng fun аt thе nеws: Аffluеnzа, еxtrаtеrrеstrіаls аnd Sаndеrs tаttооs
Another case of affluenza has been reported in Tarrant County, Texas. Doctors say that it isn’t contagious, but can be passed down from parent to child.
Pоkіng fun аt thе nеws: Еmpty plаnеs аnd mіssіng cаts
After takeoff, a Chinese woman found that she was the only passenger on the plane. It was swell, until she realized that the pilots were missing as well.